OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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