i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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