? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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