he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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