He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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