And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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