Don't you send me to vm
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security