Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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