I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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