I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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