i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
You smell like stripper and shame
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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