It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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