If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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