wat bout pragnant strippers??
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
apparently the secret to your success is patron
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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