Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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Did I show you my penis last night?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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