It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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