Who wears a wallet chain?!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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