have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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