you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
The feeling are messing with the penis
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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