Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
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I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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