i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
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