that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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