They should really pass out barf bags in church
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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