so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
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didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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