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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Is Oprah even human
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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