Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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