i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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