return my video game
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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