i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
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STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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