He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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