SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
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I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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