And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I take back everything I said about communal showers
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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