he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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