You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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