I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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