I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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