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We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
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dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
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There's always time for handjobs
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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