so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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