went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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