I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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