He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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