Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
sex in a hospital.. check
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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