Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We're too hungover to prance.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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