Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
it's like heaven, but drunker
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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