I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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