he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The power of my boobs compel you
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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