Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
His nipple licking is glorious
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