Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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