aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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