I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
In other news, I just burned my penis
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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