so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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