So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
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Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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