my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
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foreskin is a definite game changer
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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