I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
